Qn: Your co-worker is looking for something, what do you think he/she is looking for?
A – Scissors of stapler.
B – Telephone book or business card.
C – Work documents.
D – Wallet
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A 你的黑暗個性是愛發牢騷
你的話題總是圍繞在瑣碎的小事,老婆如何、貓狗又如何如何…連你的頭髮剪多少錢,某人打電話來之類的話也說,周圍的人都覺得煩死了。
(Translation: Your dark side: Love to nag! Your conversation is always about nitty gritty stuff. People around you feels sick of it.)
B 你的黑暗個性是人際關係很差
別人覺得和你說話,是很無聊的事。是你說的笑話不好笑?快靜下心來想想,不然連老闆都不喜歡你,那前途真的是黑白的了。
(Translation: Your dark side: Poor people relationship! People feels that talking to you is boring. Is it your joke not funny? Find a solution soon else your boss might not like you too..)
C 你的黑暗個性是沒有遠見
老是說當年怎樣,沉浸在過去。不敢面對現在的你,很難被大家喜歡。請趕快向前看,不然你以後要講什麼?
(Translation: Your dark side: No vision! Always talking about your past and dare not face current self. You should look ahead while everyone still loves you.)
D 你的黑暗個性是太悲觀
我的生活真的好苦~我的命好慘~為什麼只有我會遇到這種事呢~?你老是在那邊可憐兮兮的,旁人聽久了會膩的。快換點開心的話題吧!
(Translation: Your dark side: Too pessimistic! Always complaining how bad your life is. People around your are sick of listening to these. Change your topic!)
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I tried my best to translate already! This is the best I can do with my not very fluent english!
Original grabbed from: OB嚴選