FUN TEST #516: Will you endure idiots?

又到了小小測驗時間  –  來測測『你會忍耐白目的人嗎?』
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Qn: You participated in a “Happy Family Plan” competition hoping to win one million dollars. Whic of the following test will you accetp?

A – Eat 100 nos. of chillies

B – 10,000 pcs super big puzzle

C – Break concrete slab with on hand

D – Swallow 200 raw eggs

E – Bungee jump 80 times

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A 「愛就是殺了他」:白目容忍指數20﹪。
火氣很大的你,真想把身邊的白目,殺人滅口!

(Translate: 「Love him is to kill him」:Endurance level 20%. Hot tempered person like you feels like killing all idiots around you!)

LOL~

B 「愛就是包容他」:白目容忍指數99﹪。
你心存善念,覺得一切白目都是天意。你的心思很細膩,心腸非常的好,會以不同的角度,去體會白目者的立場。

(Translate: 「Love him is to endure him」:Endurance level 99%. You are kind and feels that it’s all fate. You’re delicate and have a heart of gold. You will stand in the shoes of an idiot and think for him.)

C 「愛就是想扁他」:白目仔容忍指數40﹪。
自我要求很高的你,真想把白目狂扁一通。你是屬於盡忠職守的人,會把份內的事做好,一旦遇到白目的人,就會失去耐性。

(Translate: 「Love him is to hit him」:Endurance level 40%. You are very self-demanding and wana beat up those idiots. You will always do your part but when met an idiot, you’ll lose patient.)

D 「愛就是教導他」:白目容忍指數80﹪。
你就像一個好老師,會努力教他別這麼白目。你覺得只要好好跟對方講,有一天他也會長大成人,為自己的白目而後悔難過。

(Translate: 「Love him is to guide him」:Endurance level 80%. You are a good teacher, willing to teach an idiot not to be an idiot. You feel that as long as you talk nicely to him, he will grow up one day and regret for being an idiot.)

E 「愛就是不理他」:白目容忍指數55﹪。
你不想浪費時間,隨便他想白目就白目。你其實很想得開,只要自己做好就可以了,別人白目是他家的事,只要不要惹到自己就好。

(Translate: 「Love him is to ignore him」:Endurance level 55%. You wouldn’t want to waste time. If he wants to be an idiot, by all means. You take it easy and do what you think you should. As long as the idiot didn’t bother you, he can continue to be his idiot.)

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I tried my best to translate already! This is the best I can do with my not very fluent english!

Original grabbed from: OB嚴選

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